Clown Prince of the Menthol Trailer

Matter Eater Lad

He constructed a factory
Just because he was hungry
Just to see how it tasted
Bicycle wheel in a brat's brain

Chorus:  Yeah he's mad
He's matter eater lad
Yeah he's mad
He's matter eater lad

First he started on furniture
Then he moved on to parking lots
Now he's eating Ansonia
Now he's eating Andromata
He's matter eater lad
Chorus x3


Broadcastor House

Chorus:  Broadcastor house
I want to blow
All step back
And give me room

New age barkers are marching
See them I saw them
They are there
Chorus x2


Hunter Complex

Dragging feet animal fat
All over the place
She's an automatic trigger
Son of an animal doctor
Da da da da
I got the fever for a lunch
????
I got the fever for a
Plate full of beaver
Not a ?? in the bunch
Da da da da


Pink Gun

Forty thousand whores playing pink gun
Day is done
Got a gun
Singing ratboy this
And ratboy that
Turning on the news
Putting on your army jacket
Pink gun pink gun
Day is done
Got a gun
Singing ratboy this
And ratboy that


Scalping The Guru

Guru me baby
Saw us so he motioned us across
Knew us so he motioned us across
I love you
But that won't get you very far
Guru me baby
I'll be with you
Don't matter where you are
Guru me baby
That won't get you very far
Guru me baby...


Grandfather Westinghouse

Grandfather Westinghouse
Always the hand in glove
Do you think you could rise above
Grandfather Westinghouse
His is the right to show
Do you think he could stop it or go
In the sun
In the sun
In the sun
Grandfather Westinghouse
Painting the mirror of sin
Kissing the saccharine sweet
Next of kin
In the sun
In the sun
In the sun


Johnny Appleseed

You're flying like a fly
In a sky blue sky
You'll be important to the important people
When you die
And I'll settle for a medal
Johnny Appleseed
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're a breath of insulation
In my draftic attic brain
You're sweeter than the sweet
Cream ladies buzzed on sugar cane
And so the vultures are migrating
To a nastier migraine
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
I'm first lieutenant to you I am
Johnny Appleseed
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
You're so cherry
I'm first lieutenant to you I am
Johnny Appleseed
etc...